SAD NEWS, DOUGHBOYS DEMISE
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The gravesite was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, and they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
If you smiled for even a moment, please rise to the occasion and share this with someone who may be having a crumby day and kneads it.
2/9/07
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4 comments:
That was SO funny. You come up with the most unique stuff!
I didn't understand at first..you got me there. Ha ha ha..
That was very funny. I liked the part about the services starting at 350 for about 20 mins.
That was a howl! I love it! Wish I had the talent to come up with this stuff! The 350 for 20 minutes just took the cake! heehee
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