3/11/07

Curious Questions you wondered about

Why, Why, Why Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?
Why do banks charge a fee for "insufficient funds" on an account without enough money?
Why do people accept it when you say there are billions of stars, but are skeptical when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but he ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Where does the "white" in snow go when it melts?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
If prices from Wal-Mart are always falling, shouldn't something be free by now?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic trash bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
50% of medical doctors graduated in the bottom half of their class.And my FAVORITE......The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

3 comments:

Alicia said...

haha those questions are funny! I like the one about walmart

ShaggaBear (Linda) said...

Funny! The mattress sale one and the remote control. Why oh why?

Anonymous said...

Hi,
I'm new to your blog and I've been reading through it today. I had to stop and comment on this list! It's so funny!! And true! I love it! Would you mind if I posted this on my blog one day if I link it to you?